2023 Season
End of year superlatives (2022)
Teams Awards Award Definition
1. Washington Football Team Alabama vs Citadel

Awarded to the team that had the largest margin of victory

  • 101.38 Points
Aged Like Fine Wine Awarded to the team whose weekly score improved the most across the season
Hometown Favorite Awarded to the team with the most players on one NFL team
I Don't Need No Projections Awarded to the manager that ESPN earned their team the most wins by not following ESPN
Kick It To The Moon Awarded to the team who's got the most value over replacement from their Kicker slot
I Only Scouted One School Awarded to the team that had the most players on their roster from the same college
Yo Adrian!!! Awarded to the team who won the most games by less than 5 points
2. Rising from the Throne You Were There Awarded to a team who does not win any of the 30+ possible awards
3. Snake Bitten Roster Recycler Awarded to the team that had highest number of different players rostered throughout the season
FedEx Ground Team     Awarded to the team who's RBs produced largest difference in value over replacement over their WRs
The One With The Hairy Chest Awarded to the team that comes in third
Land of Giants     Awarded to the team had the tallest starting lineup on average
4. Team Low Speed Chase I'm Just Here For The Draft Awarded to the team with the most drafted players on their final roster
Crawled Through A River Of Poo Awarded to the manager who faced the hardest schedule while achieving a winning record
We Are Small But We Are Mighty Awarded to the team had the shortest starting lineup on average
5. Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex I Got My Lucky Charms Awarded to the team that had the most luck with their weekly matchups
League MVP     Awarded to the team that had the player with the most value over free agents in the league
Steady As She Goes     Awarded to the team whose score varied the least week to week
David vs Goliath     Awarded to the team who overcame the largest projected deficit to win in a week
ESPN Never Liked Me Anyways Awarded to the team that ESPN consistently thought was worse than they actually were
Average Joe     Awarded to the team which scored closes to the league median each week
Mother Goose

Awarded to the team who started the most players who scored a goose egg (0 points)

  • Number of Goose Eggs laid:  5
Geriatric Team Awarded to the team had the oldest starting lineup on average
6. Iowa Just Joshin' The Ground Shakes When We Walk Awarded to the team had the heaviest starting lineup on average
Should Have Trusted The Computer Awarded to the manager that ESPN cost their team the most wins by not following ESPN
Black Cat Awarded to the team that had the least luck with their weekly matchups
League Punching Bag

Awarded to the manager who faced the hardest schedule every week

  • Average Opponent Score: 154.2
7. Rain City Rats Bench Warmers Rise Up

Awarded to the team that had the most points on the bench every week

  • Average Bench Points: 73.2
Scheduled Vacation Awarded to the team that had highest number of players on bye in a single week
I Wish This Was Bestball Awarded to the team which would have gained the most wins if everyone played their best lineup every week
8. Hoof Hearted Built My Team Brick By Brick Awarded to the team with the fewest drafted players on their final roster
FedEx Air Team Awarded to the team who's WRs produced largest difference in value over replacement over their RBs
QB Streamer

Awarded to the team that had highest number of different Quarterbacks start throughout the season

  • Number of different Quarterbacks Started: 5
The Toilet Champ Awarded to the team that comes in last
Two Yutes Awarded to the team youngest starting lineup on average
Pure Breds Awarded to the team that started the most former first round NFL draft picks
 
Draft Recap

ROUND 1
1 Team McGinity Bijan Robinson
RB, Atlanta Falcons
2 Team Seidl Nick Chubb
RB, Cleveland Browns
3 Hoof Hearted CeeDee Lamb (K)
WR, Dallas Cowboys
4 Team Low Speed Chase Rhamondre Stevenson (K)
RB, New England Patriots
5 Rain City Rats A.J. Brown (K)
WR, Philadelphia Eagles
6 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Jalen Hurts (K)
QB, Philadelphia Eagles
7 Snake Bitten Mark Andrews (K)
TE, Baltimore Ravens
8 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Josh Jacobs (K)
RB, Las Vegas Raiders
9 Iowa Just Joshin' Tyreek Hill (K)
WR, Miami Dolphins
10 Rising from the Throne Keenan Allen (K)
WR, Los Angeles Chargers
ROUND 2
11 Team McGinity Garrett Wilson
WR, New York Jets
12 Team Seidl Tee Higgins
WR, Cincinnati Bengals
13 Hoof Hearted Tony Pollard (K)
RB, Dallas Cowboys
14 Team Low Speed Chase Aaron Jones (K)
RB, Green Bay Packers
15 Rain City Rats Saquon Barkley (K)
RB, New York Giants
16 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Travis Kelce (K)
TE, Kansas City Chiefs
17 Snake Bitten Amon-Ra St. Brown (K)
WR, Detroit Lions
18 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Patrick Mahomes (K)
QB, Kansas City Chiefs
19 Iowa Just Joshin' DK Metcalf (K)
WR, Seattle Seahawks
20 Rising from the Throne Joe Burrow (K)
QB, Cincinnati Bengals
ROUND 3
21 Team McGinity Justin Jefferson
WR, Minnesota Vikings
22 Team Seidl Christian McCaffrey
RB, San Francisco 49ers
23 Hoof Hearted Ja'Marr Chase
WR, Cincinnati Bengals
24 Team Low Speed Chase Stefon Diggs
WR, Buffalo Bills
25 Rain City Rats Austin Ekeler
RB, Los Angeles Chargers
26 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Cooper Kupp
WR, Los Angeles Rams
27 Snake Bitten Derrick Henry
RB, Tennessee Titans
28 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Davante Adams
WR, Las Vegas Raiders
29 Iowa Just Joshin' Joe Mixon
RB, Cincinnati Bengals
30 Rising from the Throne Travis Etienne Jr.
RB, Jacksonville Jaguars
ROUND 4
31 Rising from the Throne Najee Harris
RB, Pittsburgh Steelers
32 Iowa Just Joshin' Josh Allen
QB, Buffalo Bills
33 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Jahmyr Gibbs
RB, Detroit Lions
34 Snake Bitten Chris Olave
WR, New Orleans Saints
35 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Jaylen Waddle
WR, Miami Dolphins
36 Rain City Rats Lamar Jackson
QB, Baltimore Ravens
37 Team Low Speed Chase DeVonta Smith
WR, Philadelphia Eagles
38 Hoof Hearted Alexander Mattison
RB, Minnesota Vikings
39 Team Seidl Calvin Ridley
WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
40 Team McGinity Dameon Pierce
RB, Houston Texans
 
ROUND 5
41 Team McGinity Deebo Samuel
WR, San Francisco 49ers
42 Team Seidl Justin Herbert
QB, Los Angeles Chargers
43 Hoof Hearted T.J. Hockenson
TE, Minnesota Vikings
44 Team Low Speed Chase Trevor Lawrence
QB, Jacksonville Jaguars
45 Rain City Rats Amari Cooper
WR, Cleveland Browns
46 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Breece Hall
RB, New York Jets
47 Snake Bitten Kenneth Walker III
RB, Seattle Seahawks
48 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex George Kittle
TE, San Francisco 49ers
49 Iowa Just Joshin' Christian Watson
WR, Green Bay Packers
50 Rising from the Throne Chris Godwin
WR, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
 
ROUND 6
51 Rising from the Throne Dallas Goedert
TE, Philadelphia Eagles
52 Iowa Just Joshin' James Conner
RB, Arizona Cardinals
53 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex DJ Moore
WR, Chicago Bears
54 Snake Bitten DeAndre Hopkins
WR, Tennessee Titans
55 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Rachaad White
RB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
56 Rain City Rats Darren Waller
TE, New York Giants
57 Team Low Speed Chase Miles Sanders
RB, Carolina Panthers
58 Hoof Hearted Cam Akers
RB, Los Angeles Rams
59 Team Seidl Kyle Pitts
TE, Atlanta Falcons
60 Team McGinity Diontae Johnson
WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
 
ROUND 7
61 Team McGinity Justin Fields
QB, Chicago Bears
62 Team Seidl James Cook
RB, Buffalo Bills
63 Hoof Hearted Deshaun Watson
QB, Cleveland Browns
64 Team Low Speed Chase Tyler Lockett
WR, Seattle Seahawks
65 Rain City Rats David Montgomery
RB, Detroit Lions
66 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Javonte Williams
RB, Denver Broncos
67 Snake Bitten Mike Williams
WR, Los Angeles Chargers
68 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Brandon Aiyuk
WR, San Francisco 49ers
69 Iowa Just Joshin' 49ers D/ST
D/ST, San Francisco 49ers
70 Rising from the Throne Isiah Pacheco
RB, Kansas City Chiefs
 
ROUND 8
71 Rising from the Throne Justin Tucker
K, Baltimore Ravens
72 Iowa Just Joshin' Evan Engram
TE, Jacksonville Jaguars
73 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Dalvin Cook
RB, New York Jets
74 Snake Bitten Dak Prescott
QB, Dallas Cowboys
75 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Terry McLaurin
WR, Washington Commanders
76 Rain City Rats Christian Kirk
WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
77 Team Low Speed Chase George Pickens
WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
78 Hoof Hearted Jonathan Taylor
RB, Indianapolis Colts
79 Team Seidl Jerry Jeudy
WR, Denver Broncos
80 Team McGinity Alvin Kamara
RB, New Orleans Saints
 
ROUND 9
81 Team McGinity Mike Evans
WR, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
82 Team Seidl Marquise Brown
WR, Arizona Cardinals
83 Hoof Hearted Khalil Herbert
RB, Chicago Bears
84 Team Low Speed Chase Pat Freiermuth
TE, Pittsburgh Steelers
85 Rain City Rats Drake London
WR, Atlanta Falcons
86 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Brian Robinson Jr.
RB, Washington Commanders
87 Snake Bitten Cole Kmet
TE, Chicago Bears
88 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Daniel Carlson
K, Las Vegas Raiders
89 Iowa Just Joshin' Evan McPherson
K, Cincinnati Bengals
90 Rising from the Throne JuJu Smith-Schuster
WR, New England Patriots
 
ROUND 10
91 Rising from the Throne Bills D/ST
D/ST, Buffalo Bills
92 Iowa Just Joshin' J.K. Dobbins
RB, Baltimore Ravens
93 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Patriots D/ST
D/ST, New England Patriots
94 Snake Bitten Harrison Butker
K, Kansas City Chiefs
95 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Jordan Addison
WR, Minnesota Vikings
96 Rain City Rats Michael Pittman Jr.
WR, Indianapolis Colts
97 Team Low Speed Chase Courtland Sutton
WR, Denver Broncos
98 Hoof Hearted Jahan Dotson
WR, Washington Commanders
99 Team Seidl D'Andre Swift
RB, Philadelphia Eagles
100 Team McGinity David Njoku
TE, Cleveland Browns
 
ROUND 11
101 Team McGinity Brandin Cooks
WR, Dallas Cowboys
102 Team Seidl Steelers D/ST
D/ST, Pittsburgh Steelers
103 Hoof Hearted AJ Dillon
RB, Green Bay Packers
104 Team Low Speed Chase Antonio Gibson
RB, Washington Commanders
105 Rain City Rats Jaxon Smith-Njigba
WR, Seattle Seahawks
106 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Jamaal Williams
RB, New Orleans Saints
107 Snake Bitten Gabe Davis
WR, Buffalo Bills
108 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Zay Flowers
WR, Baltimore Ravens
109 Iowa Just Joshin' Tyler Higbee
TE, Los Angeles Rams
110 Rising from the Throne Skyy Moore
WR, Kansas City Chiefs
 
ROUND 12
111 Rising from the Throne Rashaad Penny
RB, Philadelphia Eagles
112 Iowa Just Joshin' Treylon Burks
WR, Tennessee Titans
113 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Jakobi Meyers
WR, Las Vegas Raiders
114 Snake Bitten Cowboys D/ST
D/ST, Dallas Cowboys
115 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Saints D/ST
D/ST, New Orleans Saints
116 Rain City Rats Raheem Mostert
RB, Miami Dolphins
117 Team Low Speed Chase Odell Beckham Jr.
WR, Baltimore Ravens
118 Hoof Hearted Darnell Mooney
WR, Chicago Bears
119 Team Seidl Michael Thomas
WR, New Orleans Saints
120 Team McGinity Kirk Cousins
QB, Minnesota Vikings
 
ROUND 13
121 Team McGinity Daniel Jones
QB, New York Giants
122 Team Seidl Graham Gano
K, New York Giants
123 Hoof Hearted Tua Tagovailoa
QB, Miami Dolphins
124 Team Low Speed Chase Jake Elliott
K, Philadelphia Eagles
125 Rain City Rats Elijah Mitchell
RB, San Francisco 49ers
126 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Zach Charbonnet
RB, Seattle Seahawks
127 Snake Bitten Samaje Perine
RB, Denver Broncos
128 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Dalton Schultz
TE, Houston Texans
129 Iowa Just Joshin' Michael Gallup
WR, Dallas Cowboys
130 Rising from the Throne Rondale Moore
WR, Arizona Cardinals
 
ROUND 14
131 Rising from the Throne Chigoziem Okonkwo
TE, Tennessee Titans
132 Iowa Just Joshin' Tyler Boyd
WR, Cincinnati Bengals
133 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Adam Thielen
WR, Carolina Panthers
134 Snake Bitten K.J. Osborn
WR, Minnesota Vikings
135 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Geno Smith
QB, Seattle Seahawks
136 Rain City Rats Dolphins D/ST
D/ST, Miami Dolphins
137 Team Low Speed Chase Quentin Johnston
WR, Los Angeles Chargers
138 Hoof Hearted Elijah Moore
WR, Cleveland Browns
139 Team Seidl Anthony Richardson
QB, Indianapolis Colts
140 Team McGinity Jerick McKinnon
RB, Kansas City Chiefs
 
ROUND 15
141 Team McGinity DJ Chark Jr.
WR, Carolina Panthers
142 Team Seidl Ezekiel Elliott
RB, New England Patriots
143 Hoof Hearted Jets D/ST
D/ST, New York Jets
144 Team Low Speed Chase Browns D/ST
D/ST, Cleveland Browns
145 Rain City Rats Jason Myers
K, Seattle Seahawks
146 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Tyler Allgeier
RB, Atlanta Falcons
147 Snake Bitten Hunter Renfrow
WR, Las Vegas Raiders
148 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Devin Singletary
RB, Houston Texans
149 Iowa Just Joshin' Jaylen Warren
RB, Pittsburgh Steelers
150 Rising from the Throne Roschon Johnson
RB, Chicago Bears
 
ROUND 16
151 Rising from the Throne Aaron Rodgers
QB, New York Jets
152 Iowa Just Joshin' Gerald Everett
TE, Los Angeles Chargers
153 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Jared Goff
QB, Detroit Lions
154 Snake Bitten Zay Jones
WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
155 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Allen Lazard
WR, New York Jets
156 Rain City Rats Jeff Wilson Jr.
RB, Miami Dolphins
157 Team Low Speed Chase Nico Collins
WR, Houston Texans
158 Hoof Hearted Dalton Kincaid
TE, Buffalo Bills
159 Team Seidl Chase Claypool
WR, Chicago Bears
160 Team McGinity Packers D/ST
D/ST, Green Bay Packers
 
ROUND 17
161 Team McGinity Tyler Bass
K, Buffalo Bills
162 Team Seidl Cordarrelle Patterson
RB, Atlanta Falcons
163 Hoof Hearted Younghoe Koo
K, Atlanta Falcons
164 Team Low Speed Chase Russell Wilson
QB, Denver Broncos
165 Rain City Rats Matthew Stafford
QB, Los Angeles Rams
166 Smitty Werben Jägermanjensen Matt Gay
K, Indianapolis Colts
167 Snake Bitten Brock Purdy
QB, San Francisco 49ers
168 Leeton Tommysaurus-Rex Tank Bigsby
RB, Jacksonville Jaguars
169 Iowa Just Joshin' Joshua Kelley
RB, Los Angeles Chargers
170 Rising from the Throne Parris Campbell
WR, New York Giants